*choke* November can't get here fast enough.

[docwebster]

Franz Kafka couldn't make this shit up!

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[ministerofsilly.livejournal.com]

I feel safer already! I sure am glad the dept. of homeland security is keeping me safe from those cunning and deadly nursing mothers from germany! I mean, how do we know that was a REAL baby huh? HUH?

*sigh* If only it was a joke.