[identity profile] otherbill.livejournal.com 2004-03-03 02:50 am (UTC)(link)
I'm reminded of the wallet made of foreskin: "If you rub it, it turns into a briefcase!"

[identity profile] docwebster.livejournal.com 2004-03-03 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, but the problem with that is, twenty seconds later it goes back to being a wallet and goes right to sleep.