Not like 'at, like 'at!

[docwebster]

My wife said to me.. do y' mind if I wear my hair in a bun? I told her I don't care if y' wear it in a loaf o' bread! AHAHA! Oh, dear, oh, dear. My wife's always on a diet, my wife, always on a diet. She's on one now she eats nothin' but coconuts an' bananas. That's all, coconuts an' bananas. She 'asn't lost any weight, but y' ought t' see 'er climb trees!

(Why, yes, I did get a whole bunch of Tommy Cooper recently. Why do you ask?)