I'm not the guy's biggest fan by any stretch, but..

[docwebster]

"Sure, he wasn't a technocrat like Clinton. But my father was a man -- that's the difference between him and Bush. To paraphrase Jack Palance, my father crapped bigger ones than George Bush."

-- Ron Reagan, Jr."

Quite.

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[hitchhiker.livejournal.com]

I hope he meant Bush Sr. - if you need to compare yourself to Bush Jr., you've already lost.