ext_35817 ([identity profile] jesterstear.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] docwebster 2004-07-31 05:14 am (UTC)

Thank you!

Blame Mr. Warren Ellis, author of the comic "Transmetropolitan." I bastardized the phrase from there.

Another stellar moment from Transmet...

"So this Zealot comes to my door, all glazed eyes and clean reproductive organs, asking me if I ever think about God.

So I tell him I killed God. I tracked God down like a rabid dog, hacked off his legs with a hedge trimmer, raped him with a corncob, and boiled off his corpse in an acid bath.

So he pulls an alternating-current taser on me and tells me that only the Official Serbian Church of Tesla can save my polyphase intrinsic electric field, known to non-engineers as "the soul."

So I hit him. What would you do? "

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