docwebster | *turns an interesting shade of green*

In watching Battle Guinea Hen from last night's airing of Iron Chef on Fudd.. I mean, Food Network, there came a point at which the chosensha (challenger) broke out a vessy to steam a guinea hen in. A vessy, you see, is a heavilly sterilized pig's bladder. It's very airtight, making it an excellent choice to steam whole birds in as it doesn't let any air or steam out.

How does this pertain to the subject of this post?

One of the chosensha's assistants had to.. guhhhhh... lean in and blow the damn thing up like a baloon.

Okay, I know it's sterillized past the point of sanity. But it's Still. A. Pig's. Bladder. The man had to.. he.. his lips.. i... *runs off to pray to the porcelain goddess*

*turns an interesting shade of green*

another terrible thing:

turns an interesting shade of green