ext_213190 ([identity profile] rubber-shirt.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] docwebster 2004-08-06 08:01 pm (UTC)

William Shatner as the prosecuter:

"Good MOR---ning.... WORM........ YOUR............. HONOR.....the.......crownwillplainlshowthe...... PRI.....soner....whooo....now... standsbeforeyou.... was caught RED HANDED with.... my.... toupeee.... with my toupee..... that I got on sale from Hair Club... this will not do.....

CALL THE SCHOOLMASTER:

Robin Williams: "it's incredible.... he's always touching himself STOP THAT, you know they said we were going to the wall I thought they said The Ball if I talk real fast no one can figure out i'm nof funny and make no sense (laughter from audience) But my hands were tied oh beat me beat me (squeal) oh Mr. DeNiro I'm ready for my close-up!"

CALL THE DEFENDANT'S WIFE!

Whoopi: Yaaa'l's crazy.

Pink: Craaaaazy over the rainbow I am craaaazy....bars in the window.....




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