Rightwing freakbag-ery ahoy!

[docwebster]

First up, absolutely nobody is actually gay!

(pause)

Well, according to Linda Harvey, anyway. Y'see, according to Linda The Psychotic: Being "gay" is something that new-age spiritualist loners who have been influenced by feminism, Oprah Winfrey and yes, even the DaVinci Code want to be, because it's politically and socially expedient. Ms. Harvey advises the Governor to get himself saved by a Christian, and then go home to his wife.

Wow, the things you learn on t3h intarweb! Like, say, finding out that one of the Swift Boat Liars was a member of the Bush-Cheney campaign until at least as recently as two days ago!

In conclusion, if you're counting on getting overtime anytime in the near future, forget it.

That's the news and I am outta here!

*ponder* Ya know, I so need to start doing an.. ahem.. daily news show on Radio N. What do you folks think?

Comments

[blackthornglade.livejournal.com]

So...wait...Gays didn't exist before The Da Vinci Code?

*boggles* What were they, then????

[ms-tek.livejournal.com]

fucking hell...

[rabdsquid.livejournal.com]

since the daily show is just about the only reliable news source today uh yeah. not to mention jon stewart is friggen hilarious.

[siliconshaman.livejournal.com]

Okayyyyy....

Somebody needs to wake up in the morning after a night involving large amounts of coke and tequila, and find a muscled, leather wearing, butch dyke grinning at her from the next pillow !

Oh, and yes, the news shows could indeed be fun, Sark, live and uncut!

[hyperpurple.livejournal.com]

*dances around singing "I'm a figment of your imagination! I dont exist!"*

Dood. I could sware that I'm actually gay.

To think, i've been wrong about my sexuality for all these years!

[skwishmi.livejournal.com]

daily news show on Radio N. What do you folks think?

i'd tune in for that... very often your commentaries are screamin' hilarious...

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Aw, thankees.