The Sumerians had Lahar, god of sheep. Not sure what the required ritual and sacrifice would be. Maybe a burnt offering of the testicles of the offending hackers. While still attached to said hacker.
(I gotta include Mesopotamia, Sumer, and Assyria for a wider range of odd
dieties. Technically you might also include the gods of Canaan and Babylon
as well as those of the Hittites, the Akkadians, and those wacky Zoroastrians.
Yea, covers a bit more than Mesopotamia proper....but what the hell. You could
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and sacrifice would be. Maybe a burnt offering of the testicles of the offending
hackers. While still attached to said hacker.
(I gotta include Mesopotamia, Sumer, and Assyria for a wider range of odd
dieties. Technically you might also include the gods of Canaan and Babylon
as well as those of the Hittites, the Akkadians, and those wacky Zoroastrians.
Yea, covers a bit more than Mesopotamia proper....but what the hell. You could
also toss in the Phoenicians just for laughs.)