This is the BBC Light Programme.

To add seasonal cheer to the broadcast, Radio Free East Finchley will be broadcasting an evening of music and boredom upon 6th September. Tiddly pong.

Dark rumors abound that the broadcast will feature two steaming piles of the dreaded Lurgi. To wit, the all leather Goon, and Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Crash Of The Moons. Ta.

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So, Doc, when are you and the GreyMensch getting back in the streamin' game? Huh? Huh?