Oh dear.

Who says my life isn't interesting, eh?

(Cut/paste from IRC, just now)

* DocWebstr returns, with an odd look on his mush
I.. uh.. well, the bathroom here at the station is extremely small. One thing must be noted: I almost never use it, but just now I had to. Well..
I drop trou and prepare to go WHEEE when it occurs to me just how small the room is when I get an extremely cold doorknob straight up me jaxxie, as Missus Slocombe would say.

... and it never even bought me dinner first.