Gettin' dat Slack

Oh, "Bob" Himself! Guard us from Yog-Sothoth which inspires CORRUPT MOUTHINGS in Pink puppets, but inspires so-called "Organized" religion and is condemned to watch BALKED as we ESCAPE the planet! Human flesh will DRIP and BURN! Yog-Sothoth, the THING from OUTSIDE, - even worse than the demonic random Jesii - is the HOOK behind the wriggling WORM of False Slack! Yes, it is not half as "enlightening" as a bottle of CHEAP WINE! DOWN with Society! The Slack-Taker IS coming! "Bob" teaches us that the Official, Divine, All-Inclusive Excuse holds us back from the brink of doom and GUARDS us against the plots of Yog-Sothoth and cries out "OR KILL ME!"

(Cut/pasted from the immortal Sub-Genius rant generator)