Wh00p!

Hot off the presses from the official Rocky mailing list -

"Dear ROCKY HORROR fans and friends...

The RHPS Fan Club has a big scoop for all its devoted followers.

In Celebration of the 30th Anniversary of the birth of "Rocky"
(when Richard was writing the original play)...Lou Adler and Twentieth Century Fox will shortly announce a huge broadcast television event for February 2003.... A remake of the Rocky Horror Picture show with an all-new celebrity cast.

What makes this more exciting is that the director of this project will be Stephen Elliot who directed the much beloved "Priscilla, Queen of the Desert" and the cult classic "Welcome to Woop-Woop"".

Casting will be going underway soon and we will keep you informed of all updates.

Keep Time Warping...

Sal Piro"

Oh, my brain hurts...

"It is strange. It is a reality-documentary. Stranger than fiction.

A Winnebago load of redneck Canadian Jews travel to the Deep South in order to prove that Elvis Presley was Jewish. The Winnebago holds a token gentile, a rabbi, a terrible Hassidic Elvis impersonator, and crew.

Later they go to Israel to serenade Palestinians, and visit an Elvis shrine."

What is this all about?

Schmelvis!

Oh, this is so going into the RHIS rotation...