Exactly two words sums this bit of news up.

Ah, shit.

Thanks for pointing this out, duluoz.

Swan, shut the f**k up!

You are SHANNON WILSON BELL! Apparently you are a Mormon but you also want to be a priest. Oh well, whatever floats your boat you psychopath. It's always the religious nuts that go crazy, isn't it? Well I suppose you can blame getting your leg caught in a bear trap for the crazies but I think it's this Jesus fellow you keep ranting about... at least you're really cute. *meow*




what Cannibal! The Musical character are YOU??

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yada freakin' yada.

Okay. You hate Christmas. We get the idea. Now would you kindly shut the fuck up and quit pissing on my parade, already? Geez. Take an Ex-Lax. From the sound of things, it'll improve your fucking mood.

Before anybody asks, NO this isn't directed at any one person. But I weary of nimrods who live by "misery is company" and insist on dragging down the moods of folks like me who DO enjoy the season.

So, in review, clam the hell up or so help me Ghu I am going to rip your throat out and bugger you to death with the tonsil end.