*collapses in fit of hysterical giggles*

In case anyone ever had any doubts whatsoever about how foggy I am in the morning, I offer the following:

I'm sitting here, a few minutes agone, doing my morning rounds of Livejournal, email and online comics. I reach for my mug of green tea, and notice it tastes funny. I think to myself, that's the weakest tea I ever tasted.

Note to self: tea generally works better when you put the fucking bag in.

(Sits back and awaits the inevitable spirited reactions)