Ya know..

Call me cynical, but anybody that finds Deep Meaning in Red Sovine is either drunk or in need of serious psychological help.

I am absolutely insensate.

EDIT: It occurs to me that this could be considered just so much boilerplate until the account is independently verified. But what, might I be so bold as to ask, are the chances of that happening? I'd say marginally less than Shatner's hairline being real.

( This needs to be out in the open and exposed for international scrutiny. If you can put a positive spin on this, then I grieve for what's left of your soul. )