Wow. 10 cases of aluminum foil beanies for this turnip.

(Snagged from multiple sources)

Gee, did you know if you don't support neo-conservatives, you're anti-Semitic? David Brooks sure seems to think so!

Wow, I had no idea "neo" is short for "Jewish" (again, according to Brooks).

HUH?

Just a quick note for the assembled.

If you don't see me in my regular haunts tonight, worry not. I just had a lousy night's sleep last night, and it's been a lonnnnnnng day so I may make it an early night. Dunno yet, but I just thought I'd say.

I dunno..

Maybe it's the exposure to all that gunpowder?

Jeff Cooper On Inner-City Violence:
"…the consensus is that no more than five to ten people in a hundred who die by gunfire in Los Angeles are any loss to society. These people fight small wars amongst themselves. It would seem a valid social service to keep them well-supplied with ammunition."
Cooper's Corner, Guns and Ammo

Ted Nugent on South Africans:
"Apartheid isn't that cut and dry. All men are not created equal. The preponderance of South Africa is a different breed of man. I mean that with no disrespect. I say that with great respect. I love them because I'm one of them. They are still people of the earth, but they are different. They still
put bones in their noses, they still walk around naked, they wipe their butts with their hands … These are different people. (Me: I dunno, Ted, sounds like a pretty typical Aerosmith tour to me) You give 'em toothpaste, they fucking eat it ... I hope they don't become civilized. They're way ahead of the game."
--Detroit Free Press Magazine

Ted Nugent on homosexuality:
A "despicable act" performed by "guys that have sex with each other's anal cavities."
--Hannity and Colmes

Marion Hammer on police-maintained databases of gun buyers:
"We don't want government to know who has the guns. If the government knows who has guns and where to find them, they can ban them and then confiscate them."
--Miami Herald

"And Commander XOgswsk from the planet Feelldbub will sneak into our homes and eat our brains and steal all the pretty neon twinkies that go boing boing boing all night long and oh god where's my medication?" Hammer did NOT go on to say.

Leave it mrdankelly to put it so succinctly.

I've gotta save this Matrix thing? Oy, such a headache I've got! Talk amongst yourselves, I'm verklempt. That Agent Smith, what a meshuggina.

*clears throat* memememememememememeeee..

Docwebster in Metaphor Example

Bouncy and vibrant, this daring tale, set in wartorn Poland in 1940, tells the story of friends, docwebster (David Hyde Pierce) and kshandra (Alicia Silverstone), who find themselves on the run from the law because an experiment gone wrong has been dreamed up by his hapless sister, paleballerina (Emma Thompson). The lack of storyline coherences allows ample time for you to kiss people.

Produced by ianiceboy

Friends, Romans, countryfolk and general maniacs

This Friday night, in preparation for the IPM Radio fifth anniversary mega-show on Saturday, Radio Nosferatu will be bringing you an evening of music, mayhem, and partying like the wild naked savages we are.

The main event for the evening?

MST3K's finest(?) hour: "Manos: The Hands Of Fate"

Be there, or I tell the nearest PMSing woman you're in between her and the last jar of Hershey's Special Dark on the planet Earth.