Ladies, gentlemen, and other national assistance holders..

I have not even remotely been granted license by the all leather BBC wireless to announce that on Sunday nights after The Freak Show on Radio Nosferatu, starting this Sunday, March 7th, the cardboard and string Goon Show will be returning to the Radio Nosferatu shoutcast airwaves.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled Lurgi. Lurgi? Run for your lives.. LURGI!

(grams: stampeding feet)