People Who Need The Living Shit Knocked Out Of Them (03/04/04 Edition)

To absolutely nobody's surprise, Ann Coulter.

People who tar the good name of geekdom. To wit, SCO Unix.

And, finally, You Know Who at 1600 Pennsylvania.

I mean, my God.. using images from 9/11 in campaign ads. "Low life asshole" doesn't even begin to cover it.

*BEAM*

For those I haven't told yet, me grandpappy's ashes are going to be interred at Arlington National Cemetery. *BEAM*

People Who Need The Living Shit Knocked Out Of Them (03/04/04 Edition part two)

Representative Tom Cole, come on down! You're the next contestant on What The F**K Are You Talking About?

Gee, folks, did you know voting for John Kerry is like voting for Hitler?

Oh, wait, that's not what he meant. He meant if Bush loses, Osama wins.

Thanks, Cole. Any last vestiges of doubt I had about voting for John Kerry just got swept away. EDIT: To make matters worse for ol' Dubya, even Rush freakin' Limbaugh is getting pissed at him.

November can't get here fast enough.