*GAPE*

Okay, I'm not even remotely Dubya's biggest fan (waits for the giant chorus of "Nooooooo" from the assembled), but even he deserves better than this incompetence.

Care to join me in a great big fat friggin' WHOOPSIE?

Friends, that's livin'

I refer, of course, to the joys of dancing about the upstairs bedroom ten minutes ago, absolutely stark nekkid and singing along with Jane's Addiction on BXR at the top of my lungs, fresh out the shower while the cats look at me as though I've lost my mind.