OOOHHH MMMYYY GGGOOODDD!!! pt. 2

VERY VERY VERY not safe for work!

I'll be over in the corner, sucking my thumb and sobbing incoherently. Thanks.

McCarthyism at it's finest

(snagged from mrdankelly)

What Nancy Pelosi actually said:

'The time has come to speak very frankly about the lack of leadership in the White House. So the emperor has no clothes. When are people going to face the reality? Pull the curtain back.'

But yes, the snivelling pondscum moronic dickhead loser wastes of genetic material (aka the Neo-Conservative Elite (I refuse to call these fuckheads Republicans)) were quick to respond:

By evening, the Republican Party distributed an 11-page critique of Pelosi's liberal record as a member of Congress titled, 'Totally San Fran: 17 years of San Francisco Liberalism.'

But across the Potomac at Bush-Cheney re-election headquarters, campaign chair Marc Racicot said the comments were 'a reprehensible attempt to blame America for the action of terrorists and represent a fundamental misunderstanding of the war on terror.' (What the fuck drugs is this idiot on, anyhow?)

Rep. Tom Reynolds, the chair of the House Republicans re-election committee, said, 'If Nancy Pelosi has nothing to offer our troops, who are living and dying thousands of miles away, besides taunting them by saying they are dying needlessly and are risking their lives on a shallow mission, then she should go back to her pastel-colored condo in San Francisco and keep her views to herself.'

In other words, if you don't agree with the war, keep your mouth shut or we'll lay meaningless moronic utterly irrelevant insults on you, you turrist sympathiser.

Rep. Robert Matsui of Sacramento said: 'Frankly, that's
McCarthyism.'

Well put. These idiots need to be put away in rooms with soft walls.

Is there no depth they won't sink to?

"In the wake of the Florida Secretary of State’s order to evaluate as many as 40,000 “potential felon matches” to determine if they should be removed from the voting rolls, People For the American Way Foundation (PFAWF) announced plans to contact county election officials to head off the massive voter disenfranchisement caused by a similar voter purge during the 2000 election fiasco."

"The infamous attempt to purge felons from the voting rolls in 2000 was initiated by former Secretary of State Katherine Harris five months before the Presidential election. News reports and analyses since have shown that the list included people who had never committed a crime and others who had committed only misdemeanors. In addition, voters whose names were similar to those of felons on the list were mistakenly removed from the rolls."

These proles haven't even reinstated the people who were wrongly removed from the voter rolls, and they're at it again. WE CAN'T LET THEM GET AWAY WITH THIS, PEOPLE!

Oh, it gets better.

Did you know sex education was responsible for the atrocities at Abu Ghraib?

Let me put a choice section from that screed in bold for you:

None of this happened by accident. It is directly due to cultural depravity advanced in the name of progress and amplified by a sensation-hungry media.


We were told putting women into combat areas is progressive and enlightened.

We were told pornography is liberating, and that anyone who objects is a narrow-minded Puritan who needs therapy. We have been flooded with porn imagery on mainstream television and in magazine ads. Where did those soldiers get the idea to engage in sadomasochistic activity and to videotape it in voyeuristic fashion? Easy. It's found on thousands of Internet porn sites and in the pages of "gay" publications, where S&M events are advertised alongside ads for Subarus, liquor and drugs to treat HIV and hepatitis.

We were told homosexuality is harmless and normal, and the military should live with a "don't ask, don't tell" policy that allows homosexuals to stay in the barracks. We were told that men "marrying" men and women "marrying" women is inevitable – not only for America, but for the world. Imagine how those images of men kissing men outside San Francisco City Hall after being "married" play in the Muslim world. We couldn't offer the mullahs a more perfect picture of American decadence. This puts Americans at risk all over the world, especially Christian missionaries who are trying to bring the Gospel to people trapped in darkness for millennia.

People, we need to get off our collective asses and tell these idiots NO MORE! Not in our America, not anywhere in our world!

Keep watching this space, folks. I have plans, and they are a'brewing.

Thanks, by the way, to scar4711 for hipping me to this.