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Priest, Nun convicted after 'Sex Act' in Car

and

South Africa denies plans to cancel Christmas!

Film at 11.. or not.

Oh my Godddd... (Very NSFW!)

John Waters' latest film

Let's just put it like this.. I'm never going to be able to look at bottled water in quite the same way again.

I really, really, really, really hate my state right now.

This is NOT directed at the Callahanians I've met from here or the other folks from Missouri who ought to know better than to think I mean it about them.

But it looks like the pieces of shit who compromise the voting populace in this sinkhole of a state are going to actually vote an amendment to the state constitution banning gay marriage.

So. Anybody want to hire a business law teacher and a broken down ex-football player-internet DJ?