Hi, kiddies, it's your favorite naughty old queen.. I mean, naughty old elf Santa N. Furter here. For some reason, your regular correspondent has chosen me to.. heh.. do the honors tonight as far as the show goes so do tune in and listen, won't you? If you need instructions, links and such, go
here.
I'll be waiting, my babies. Don't keep me waiting or I shall be forced to become very cross. Ask Eddie what happens when I get cross. Ho, ho, ho has such a ring, don't you think?
Prancing away like a magnificent pouf,
Santa N. Furter