*GAPE*

"D.C. officials said yesterday that the Bush administration is refusing to reimburse the District for most of the costs associated with next week's inauguration, breaking with precedent and forcing the city to divert $11.9 million from homeland security projects.



Federal officials have told the District that it should cover the expenses by using some of the $240 million in federal homeland security grants it has received in the past three years -- money awarded to the city because it is among the places at highest risk of a terrorist attack."

I can't wait to see the Bush apologists spin this one.

Take THAT, Cosgrove!

Legislation that would have required mothers who had failed to report fetal deaths to the police within 12 hours of the delivery to face a possible misdemeanor sentence will be withdrawn, its patron said on Monday.

Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy, I tells ya.

Words just can't do this justice

What would the Dennis Miller of 1988 say to the right wing sycophantic asshat punkbitch Dennis Miller of today?