George Bush: Miserable coward, miserable failure

To hear the mainstream press talk about it (more precisely, not talk about it), the coronation of Mad King George wasn't marked by a lot of protest.

Don't you believe it.

A report from somebody actually on the scene.

The legacy of King George The Mad

They fought the wrong war for reasons that didn't even exist.

Never forget.

Haggis cam!

No, really.

Blame helen99. It's all her fault. *twitch*

Red Hot Shoutcast Subgenius Lovin' is underway!

I'm a Slackmaster! How can you TELL one of our kind? He GRINDS HIS FOOT on the laws of the Norms. He has JHVH-1 as his mentor, guide and BUDDY! I TELL YOU, the Master of Slack KNOWS that apple pie has no power over him, and thus he can't GO crazy because he IS crazy! Praise "Bob," he can find SLACK in a PATHETIC WORM! Yes, our Church lets you BUY salvation! Quit your job! SLACK OFF! NOW! Indeed, slack itself, which IS "Bob," is a particular blessing of the Slackmaster and has NO PLANNING yet occurs as it MUST and is as important to the Master of Slack as his SICK sense of humor! Ever since PREHISTORY, since ATLANTIS! The sinister FORCE that inhabits the Hollow Earth controls slackless Normal puppets like the False SubGenii and lurks within sanity and the Conspiracy, it is coming EVER FASTER! Yes, give me Slack or KILL me!

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You know what's hilarious?

Those mouth breathing morons at Free Republic are taking the Yahoo report on the protest held in that park near the innauguration of Mad King George having about 500 people in attendance as evidence that *that's all the protesters there were*.

Mindless freaks.