I think I've found my new desktop wallpaper.

Shoot me now.

( I think television as a collective entity has now jumped the entire ocean, never mind the shark. )

Yet another candidate for physical abuse.

Gordon Ramsay needs to be beaten flat with a shovel and turned into an umbrella after having his bollocks forcibly removed via his toenails and shoved up his misbegotten nose.

Discuss.

(For those who wonder who in the world I'm talking about, he's a famous chef from England whose entire management skills repertoire consists of extremely foul language and bullying tactics aplenty. He's bloody Count Dracula in a chef uniform, only about as appealing as congealed dog vomit.)

Radio Nose Ferret Friday Night - Show update for Friday night

I'll be starting about 7:30(ish) eastern, with Power Of The Daleks episode five at 9:30 eastern and Hour Of Slack episode 990 at 10 eastern as I've just been (a) too busy to compile Red Hot Subgenius Lovin' episode five and (b) too much of a lazy git.

Tomorrow night's main event?

Reefer Madness: The Musical

I would dearly love to see a whole big crowd of folks listening both nights, but tomorrow night, especially.

I'll post in here when the show's rolling, folken. I'm off to fetch mmmm sushi.

Radio Nose Ferret Friday Night - Showtime!

We're underway, folks. Go here if you need info.

Don't forget, Power Of The Daleks episode five at 9:30 eastern and Hour Of Slack episode 990 at 10. Tomorrow night's main event will be Reefer Madness The Musical so let's get a good crowd in. In short, tell yer friends, neighbors, household plants and sheep (especially if you're from Wales).

Tiddly pong.

Tonight's show: So much for that.

Feh.

Well, we'll try again tomorrow. I've been getting better numbers on Saturday, anyway.