If you think you detect a maniacal gleam in my eye, you're right.

"Padme"

(to the tune of a certain Beatles tune which should be flippin' well obvious)

Padme,
I'm not half the man I used to be,
That lava flow it deep fried me,
Now I'm a Sith,
Oh, Padme!

(Okay, yeah, that's all I have so far but the potential of it all!)