This night can stop with the rapid descent into the pits, thenkyew.

Firstly, I have to explain why the show went off way early tonight. Beyond the technical problems, the RHIS/Radio Nosferatu station mascot Niles The Guinea Pig passed on to the great parsley patch in the sky yesterday afternoon, I'm given to understand. Long may you wheek, o fuzzy one. There will be a huge, huge online wake for Niles next w(h)eekend, I'll see to that.

Then, there's this.. as _tekwh0re_ puts it, there just are no words:

Men Accused Of Beating Lesbian Teens With Sledgehammer

And from our Twilight Zone file

Corporate Australia is turning to the occult in a bid to boost its bottom line, employing psychics and witches as alternative business consultants.