*GAPE* Take these RUMORS with an entire quarry of salt, but..

Sparked by today's Washington Post story that suggests Vice President Cheney's office is involved in the Plame-CIA spy link investigation, government officials and advisers passed around rumors that the vice president might step aside and that President Bush would elevate Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

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Top 10 Unique And Hopefully Really Embarrassing Ways To Shuffle Off This Mortal Coil For Bill O'Reilly

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In case you're wondering why I'm doing this, he's apparently making such an utter ass of himself right now on The Daily Show that the normally respectful audience is about to rush the stage and beat the crap out of him. I'm not kidding.

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