My bid for world domination

My bid for world domination LiveJournal Username Why you did it Your mother never understood youYour homeland was eaten by gerbillsTo meet your father's unreasonable expectationsTo win your loves heartWhy not? Your lair Basic classic castleHidden underground complexUndersea domeDen of inquityMountaintop hideout Your hideous secret weapon Orbital mind control lasersGiant tumble dryerArmy of mind zombiesThe entire Abba collectionKiller robots Your favourite colour Beautiful and exotic but deadly eastern lieutenant livingdeadgyrl Henchperson who constantly plays with knifes scooting Your perverted scientific genius bunyip You cordon bleu chef cymrullewes Lieutenant with serious moral qualms der_magic_bean Number of countries subverted 95 This Fun Quiz created by Andrew at BlogQuiz.Net

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Talk about dicking around!

Its a stretch: Man, 50, pulls truck with penis

I just.. I.. it.. damn.

There's just got to be a filk in this.

(snagged from darthgeek)