Pink Fuzzy Bunny Slippers parte the seconde

For those kind souls offering to help me find said item, my shoe size is 13 wide. No, really. I gots big feet and a big ol' head. They had to make a helmet special for me when I played high school football.

I faw down go zzzzz now.

My eyes.. my EYES!

( Abandon all hope, ye who enter here )