Admiral Bob was right, these are The Crazy Years.

US Senate Candidate Wants Death Penalty For Homosexuals (snagged from blackthornglade)

and snagged from the wise and holy filkertom, I give you the World's Biggest Asshole, Grandmaster Division.

Hoo boy.

EDIT: Stop the presses, kids, because it gets better! That first worthy I noted in this post has a twin, apparently - Genties and ladlemen, I present Larry Kilgore! (also snagged from blackthornglade)

Ah, the perils of old age

I just phoned in our dinner order for the night and I was wondering why the voice sounded so chirpy. The answer to this dilemma was surprisingly simple, you see.

I had put the phone on the couch and was holding the credit card to my ear.

No, I'm not joking.

Radio Nose Ferret Friday Night - *grunt*

Considering the afternoon I've had (long story and nothing too awfully bad, worry not), I'm saving the all blues show for some night and starting out with three in a row from Type O Negative. Check my show post from last Friday night if you need details or catch me on IRC.

Radio Nose Ferret Friday Night - On second thought..

I've got a splitting headache, I had an afternoon that resembled Murphy gone amok and just.. bleah.

So count me out for the night, folks. I'm truly sorry, and I'll try to make it up to you tomorrow.