GLEE!

I have something for the show this weekend that can be summed up in two exchanges from the film:

"Send a wire to the main office, tell them I said OW!"
"Send a wire to the main office, tell them I said OW! Gotcha!"

"Qualifications?"
"Stampeding cattle."
"That's not much of a crime."
"Through the Vatican?"
"Kinkyyyy!"

So what I need from you folks is what night would be best to run it. ;)