Radio Nose Ferret Friday Night - You'll get a punch up the conk, Wal!

This is NOT the BBC Light Programme. Dear listeners, in lieu of entertainment the right charlie known as docwebster will present an evening of musical lurgi. If you should find yourself needing information on how to listen, please go stick your head in a pig.

This has been Wallace Greenslade, your favorite deceased BBC announcer. Tiddly pong.