The main event for Saturday's show
Once.. in.. a life.. time.. there comes.. a.. motion.. picture.. that..
(grams: whopping great twang)
There, that's got rid of him. The main event of Saturday's show is that motion picture among motion pictures, the very pinnacle of cinematic achievement, that shining beacon in the history of.. I'm sorry, I can't read this. No, I can't! Why, because it's a bloody lie, that's why! It's a cheap bloody film featuring early middle aged Englishmen running around Scotland in fake armor and banging bloody great coconuts together because they couldn't afford horses! Listen, mate, if you say one more word to me I shall -
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We apologize for the fault in the previous section of this announcement, especially to those of you who chose wisely and bought the executive version. Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a really find set of encyclope -
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Monty Python and The Holy Grail, this Saturday night at midnight eastern.
ALBATROSS!
(grams: whopping great twang)
There, that's got rid of him. The main event of Saturday's show is that motion picture among motion pictures, the very pinnacle of cinematic achievement, that shining beacon in the history of.. I'm sorry, I can't read this. No, I can't! Why, because it's a bloody lie, that's why! It's a cheap bloody film featuring early middle aged Englishmen running around Scotland in fake armor and banging bloody great coconuts together because they couldn't afford horses! Listen, mate, if you say one more word to me I shall -
(grams: another huge twang)
We apologize for the fault in the previous section of this announcement, especially to those of you who chose wisely and bought the executive version. Have you ever considered the advantages of owning a really find set of encyclope -
(grams: take a guess)
Monty Python and The Holy Grail, this Saturday night at midnight eastern.
ALBATROSS!