Must.. share.. the pain..

(From this month's Reader's Digest "Life In These United States")

"To celebrate their daughter's move to France, friends threw a lavish going away party, which included cancan dancers, actors dressed as famous French figure mingling with the guests and even an ice sculpture of the Eiffel Tower.

My husband whispered, "My goodness, what unmitigated Gaul.""

Aiiigggh..