More from the "I just.. I got nothin'" files

(courtesy of, and this should surprise none of you who read him on a regular basis, murnkay via USA Today)

"A 78-year-old German woman went into the hospital last month to have surgery on her leg. Because of a mixup, Frankenpost reports that she left the Hochfranken-Klinik in Münchberg, Germany, with an artificial anus."

(Let's repeat that one more time in bold, shall we?)

"A 78-year-old German woman went into the hospital last month to have surgery on her leg. Because of a mixup, Frankenpost reports that she left the Hochfranken-Klinik in Münchberg, Germany, with an artificial anus."

Radio Nose Ferret Friday Night - Phillips is a German and he have my pen!

(Start again!)

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