I don't say this nearly enough

But every last damn one of you pains in the ass is made of awesome, cake and win. I know I'm not the absolute best friend in the world, nor do I read each of your journals as often as I should, nor do I comment much. But you all are a big part of the reason I've not done the big final logout on more than one occasion since the foreclosure a couple years back and I wanted to say to each and every one of you, you suck.. I mean thanks.

This is terrible of me and I can't remember where I first heard it, but..

NASCAR is drunk rednecks watching sober rednecks turn left for four hours.

Because your day needs an injection of pure awesome