[Regis] So Arnie, what have you been up to recently?
[Arnold] Well Regis, I haff been masturbating.
[Regis] Excuse me?
[Arnold] Well, when I tink about you I touch myself *reaches down to rub his crotch*
[Kelly] Oh my lord!
[Regis] Down big guy ... just relax a moment
[Arnold] Dance for me rege
[Regis] Hey now!
[Arnold] Who wants to be a an Arnie Millionaire!
[Regis] Kelly! Call 911! HELP!
[Kelly] I'm watching him deflower you buttkisser. I ever tell you yer like Dick Clark, but with less talent?
[Arnold] Hasta la regis, baby