[Regis] So Arnie, what have you been up to recently? [Arnold] Well Regis, I haff been masturbating. [Regis] Excuse me? [Arnold] Well, when I tink about you I touch myself *reaches down to rub his crotch* [Kelly] Oh my lord! [Regis] Down big guy ... just relax a moment [Arnold] Dance for me rege [Regis] Hey now! [Arnold] Who wants to be a an Arnie Millionaire! [Regis] Kelly! Call 911! HELP! [Kelly] I'm watching him deflower you buttkisser. I ever tell you yer like Dick Clark, but with less talent? [Arnold] Hasta la regis, baby
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Date: 2002-06-17 04:22 am (UTC)[Arnold] Well Regis, I haff been masturbating.
[Regis] Excuse me?
[Arnold] Well, when I tink about you I touch myself *reaches down to rub his crotch*
[Kelly] Oh my lord!
[Regis] Down big guy ... just relax a moment
[Arnold] Dance for me rege
[Regis] Hey now!
[Arnold] Who wants to be a an Arnie Millionaire!
[Regis] Kelly! Call 911! HELP!
[Kelly] I'm watching him deflower you buttkisser. I ever tell you yer like Dick Clark, but with less talent?
[Arnold] Hasta la regis, baby