docwebster | A public service announcement

Never, ever try to defend the Bush junta to me. You might otherwise be a friend, but all that will accomplish is to piss me right the f*ck off.

But but but

He wants to SPREAD FREEDOM

Like a whore's legs - right before he fucks it.

Without lube.

And wearing a barbed-wire cock ring.

...Rusted while he wears a cowboy hat and spurs...

and a pair of leather chaps

PINK, leather chaps...
and being taken up the arse by Karl Rove at the same time...

But have you ever heard his rendition of "The Night the Lights Went Out in Georgia?" Stirring, I tell you ... simply stirring!

Well, it can be truthfully said it got the audience on their feet...

Running for the toilets mostly though.
[the exits having already been locked].