ext_162295 ([identity profile] josette.livejournal.com) wrote in [personal profile] docwebster 2002-07-02 07:04 am (UTC)

Put him on top of one of those NYC Big Apple Tour buses chained to a payphone. Drive him thru all the neighborhoods in Brooklyn that Realtor.com has rated "much higher than national average" in crime. That should do it.
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