Beat him to death with one of the N'backsync Boys.

Aw hell, beat him to death with *all* of them. Lots of problems solved, on the spot.

Or, if that seems like too much work, beat him to death with Christina Aguilera, after she's got the big scary puppy hair from the Lady Marmalade video. Yeah...I think I like that better.

Orrrr, you could lock 'em in a room together...they'd annoy one another to death, and the cleanup would be much easier.

Gesi