When she said "leave the toilet seat down"

[docwebster]

She by God meant leave the toilet seat down!

Woman Flushes Boyfriend's Penis Down Toilet

To quote George Takei: "Oh my!"

Comments

Two comments

[kyra-ojosverdes.livejournal.com]

1. As I've said many, many times, lesbians aren't man-haters. Ain't NOBODY hates men like some heterosexual women. (Note that despite all the fears, it's the straight gals who lop off penii, and they don't use a labrys to do it.)

2. crews searched for and recovered the organ from the sewer, police said ... "Honey, I'm finally home... you would not BELIEVE the day I've had at work. Well yeah, search and rescue stuff, but not like usual."

Re: Two comments

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

Note I didn't even make a dicking around on the job joke... D'OH!