Damn it, Hunter!

[docwebster]

You should have gone out in one last, glorious mescaline fueled binge. You should have been shot while running naked across the field at the Super Bowl, waving a phony bomb, looking out for giant polka dotted bats and chugging a bottle of Wild Turkey in one hand all the while smoking a bowl of premium hash in that pipe of yours!

How in the wild, blue hell could you go in such a hopelessly mundane way as suicide?

You stupid, stupid, stupid son of a bitch.

Reincarnation had by God better be true, because you owe us a glorious death, you magnificent bastard.

Comments

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I've got a sick lady to take care of. So neener on you. With sprinkles.

Besides, I've got to get up tomorrow so I can be at the post office before it closes and mail out a certain videotape. ;)

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

Are you serious?! You actually did that for me? *faints* Hum-diggity! I *heart* you...even though I always think you are, in fact, Gene Simmons cuz of your icon. Har! :D

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

One caveat: being as the only car in the house is a manual and she's the only one who *drives* manual, the trip to the post office is contingent on her feeling up to it tomorrow. Otherwise, it'll get mailed from the Jefferson City post later this week. But yes, it shall be mailed.

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

Awwww, muuuuuuuuch love!

And what's your opinion...is it as terrible as Ritz thinks it is, or is it good in that bad sort of way?

[docwebster.livejournal.com]

I think he's being much too hard on it. It's no work of art, but it's still good fun.

[yobadself.livejournal.com]

Great. Besides, I love the soundtrack.

I mean...c'mon...Bitchin' in the Kitchen, Little Black Dress...what's not to like?

[inkmistress.livejournal.com]

*pouts*

I thought you were talking about my tape.

*stops pouting*
*sigh*

I'll be patient.........ish! ;p

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

Driving a manual isn't difficult :) I learned how to do it in the space of an hour or so. Accelerate, off the accelerator, clutch in, shift, clutch out, accelerate, off accelerator, clutch and brake at the same time, downshift, etc

I had a 30 minute driving lesson from wcg and then had to drive the car about 30 miles the next day to get it home.

I really miss having stick. I'm hoping that my next car will be one :)