I think it should be a Nationally Televised Extravaganza!

I say push him nekid through a plate glass window.
Then tie him to a post in a tide pool full of very hungry crabs!

I'd pop a cold one & park it in the recliner for that one!

Or the old Viet Cong glass rod up the urethra.
Shatter it.
Then let gangrene take him.

I've got more if these aren't to your liking.