Yet another candidate for physical abuse.

[docwebster]

Gordon Ramsay needs to be beaten flat with a shovel and turned into an umbrella after having his bollocks forcibly removed via his toenails and shoved up his misbegotten nose.

Discuss.

(For those who wonder who in the world I'm talking about, he's a famous chef from England whose entire management skills repertoire consists of extremely foul language and bullying tactics aplenty. He's bloody Count Dracula in a chef uniform, only about as appealing as congealed dog vomit.)

Comments

[violet-black.livejournal.com]

He is a vile man, with all the social skills of an agoraphobic amoeba.
BUT..
It makes for good entertainment.
I enjoy hating him.

[madsqueeble.livejournal.com]

This is your best torture effort yet.

Uh...you've been watching Iron Chef?

[hanksterz.livejournal.com]

Is he a nastier relative of the Soup Nazi?

[darthgeek.livejournal.com]

Simon Cowell's twin brother?

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