docwebster ([personal profile] docwebster) wrote2002-11-08 12:55 am

Ahem.

(Not sure whether I've posted this here, and I can't remember where I got it from, but make like Lee nails and press on.)

The driver of a huge tractor trailer lost control of his rig, and plowed into an empty tollbooth smashing it to pieces.

He climbed down from the wreckage. Within a matter of minutes, another truck pulled up and unloaded a crew of workers.

The men picked up each broken piece of the former tollbooth and spread some kind of creamy substance on it. Then they began fitting the pieces together. In less than a half hour, they had the entire tollbooth reconstructed and good as new.

"Astonishing!" the truck driver said to the crew chief. "What was that white stuff you used to get all of the pieces together?"

The crew chief said, "Oh, that was tollgate booth paste."

[identity profile] tsjafo.livejournal.com 2002-11-07 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
*peanuts*

[identity profile] batty-starr.livejournal.com 2002-11-07 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
*sigh*
LoL

[identity profile] the-gneech.livejournal.com 2002-11-08 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
Ow! Ow! That one HURT! -TG

[identity profile] gridlore.livejournal.com 2002-11-08 08:17 am (UTC)(link)
You realize that now I shall have to hurt you...

[identity profile] angeelee.livejournal.com 2002-11-09 12:08 pm (UTC)(link)
*shakes her head and walks away*