Radio Nose Ferret - Clearly, mayhem is needed

[docwebster]

In the name of Joshua Abraham Norton, Emperor of these United States and protector of Mexico, I do hereby proclaim this weekend and subsequent weekends for the month of October to be a memorial to his most regal self and his spiritual descendant, one Edward D. Wood, Junior.

I urge you to join me in these celebratory festivities this weekend, for as much as to celebrate the life and works of these worthies.

Hail Discordia and PRAISE BOB!