docwebster | Exactly two words sums this bit of news up.

Ah, shit.

Thanks for pointing this out,

....

Excuse me. I'm going to go pound my head against a wall until that nightmarish mental image is gone from my beleagured brain.

I apologize.

It is because my brain cells continue to foist such concepts upon me that I am compelled to continue killing them softly with vodka.

Hikeeba.

You're going to have to race me to that wall then.

Eeg.

It's not like my eye was bleeding BEFORE.